Becca: Avocado Toast
Although a little boring, I can’t help myself but to secretly root for Becca and I'm really not sure why. This avocado toast trend is getting a little old. But with that being said, I will still "Vow to smile when it’s appropriate, laugh when things get awkward and take [it] on super cool dates," because avocado toast goes everywhere with me. Even if Becca can’t commit, she is still a great date/breakfast option.
Jubilee: Peanut butter and sriracha toast with a sprinkle of cilantro
Jubilee is a straight up badass and so is this toast. It’s spicy, it’s sweet, some people like it (Ben), some people don't (every other girl in the house). Jubilee is pretty interesting. She knows she is different than the rest of the girls because she says stuff like, “I’m different than the rest of these girls.”
Lauren B: Jelly and cream cheese toast
The goody two-shoes of toast. Sweet and simple. Lauren B. is a crowd pleaser, but in an annoying way because there's really not much to her. "I have no talents" - she literally said that. Lauren is constantly giggling and trying to be way too cute on camera. I am ready to see the claws come out - in toast terms, the burnt corners.
JoJo: Bacon, egg and cheese toast
Always a solid choice. JoJo knows she is good and she is confident with herself. A bacon, egg and cheese is a classic. Although we haven’t seen much of her, I have appreciated her honesty and realness the way I appreciate a good BEC. *refer to “about me” section*
Caila: Peach, prosciutto and burrata toast
Caila dumped her boyfriend to go on the Bachelor because she watched Ben on Kaitlyn Bristowe's season (hey girl, miss you) and thought he was the one. I'm sorry, what? This girl needs to chill out and not cry when Ben goes on dates with other women on a dating reality television show. That is why she is peach, prosciutto, and burrata toast. It's a great idea and all… but let’s be real, who has that stuff sitting in their fridge? Way too much of a commitment to whip that up.
Olivia: Lox, cream cheese, capers and red onion
Although Olivia is a straight up psycho, she is also one of the only sources of entertainment on the show. Flavorful, but leaves a bad taste in your mouth. She is the one that jumps out of cakes only to make a complete fool of herself and cry about it. It was a good idea at first *receives first impression and second impression rose*, but then you’re like “Crap, I just want some avaocado toast (Becca).” Sit down Olivia, you are some salty salmon.
Emily: Dry toast
Because even after her twin sister left I still can’t remember who she is.
Other types of toast I would like to see on the show, but don’t exist because every girl is too basic to be toast this cool:
Strawberry, goat cheese and balsamic toast
Banana, cashew butter and chia seeds toast
Pear, ricotta and honey toast
Fig jam and brie toast
Nutella and… more nutella toast
Almond butter and mashed strawberry toast
Hummus, tomato and olive oil toast
So Ben, here's to you! May you choose the toast that will best satisfy your carb craving. Too bad you have to only commit to one...